Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
when ur trying to act chill
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*